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« Reply #228 on: January 13, 2019, 02:28:26 PM »
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« Reply #229 on: January 18, 2019, 11:29:54 AM »
Hvali se Amerikanac Bosancu kako njegova država stalno napreduje, kako se kod njih sve bolje i bolje živi, pa kaže:
      - Evo, već sutra mi ćemo živjeti bolje nego danas.
A Bosanac mu odgovara:
      - Nije to ništa, mi već danas živimo bolje nego što ćemo živjeti sutra!
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« Reply #230 on: February 21, 2019, 02:08:55 PM »
Došao Mujo na blagajnu  i plaća s karticom.
Kaže mu blagajnica sad ukucajte pin i enter.
Kaže Mujo: Znam koji je pin ali ne znam koji mi je enter?
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« Reply #231 on: February 22, 2019, 11:42:14 AM »
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« Reply #232 on: February 24, 2019, 11:44:41 AM »
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« Reply #233 on: February 25, 2019, 10:43:51 AM »
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« Reply #234 on: March 01, 2019, 06:43:42 PM »
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« Reply #235 on: March 11, 2019, 08:01:33 PM »
Prodaje Cigo pojačalo.
Pita ga kupac: "Je li bre, koliko je jako pojačalo?"
"Ama, jako, brate."
"Ma pitam te koliko je vatno?"
"Ama, neverovatno!"
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« Reply #236 on: March 12, 2019, 09:34:18 AM »
Sjedi Mujo na kamenu, prolazi Haso i pita ga: "Šta je Mujo, sjediš i razmišljaš?"
Na to će Mujo:"Ma ne, samo sjedim."
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« Reply #237 on: April 08, 2019, 11:16:28 AM »
Djeco, tko mi može reći kako država radi?
Janezek:
Država je poput pomorskog broda. Kapetan je predsjednik, ministri su posada koja vozi brod preko nemirnih valova, oluja i drugih problema.
Učiteljica:
Vrlo dobro objašnjenje. Što je s ljudima?
Ovo su putnici!
Što rade?
Povraćaju.
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« Reply #238 on: April 09, 2019, 11:19:57 AM »
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