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« Reply #255 on: November 10, 2019, 12:29:36 PM »
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« Reply #256 on: November 15, 2019, 07:06:34 PM »
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« Reply #257 on: November 16, 2019, 12:37:44 PM »
Pita mali Ciga tatu:
- Tato, šta je to demokratija?
- Demokratija ti je, sine, kad svi beli rade, a mi samo sedimo i dobijamo pomoć na lepe oči...
- Ali, zar ih to ne nervira?
- Nervira ih, ali to je već rasizam...

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« Reply #258 on: November 17, 2019, 03:59:17 PM »
Sjedi Perica ispred zgrade i plače.
Prolazi susjeda pa ga pita:
- Je li, Perice, zašto plačeš?
- Tata se udario čekićem po prstu.
- Pa zašto ti plačeš kad se tata udario?
- Pa u početku sam se smijao.

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« Reply #259 on: December 12, 2019, 09:35:17 PM »
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« Reply #260 on: December 14, 2019, 03:41:28 PM »
Žena:
- Kakvi su tvoji planovi za Uskrs?
Muž:
Isto kao i Isusovi…

Žena:
-Kako to misliš?
Muž:
-Nestat ću u petak i ponovo se pojaviti u ponedjeljak !

Žena:
-Ako to napraviš, ja ću isto kao i Marija…
Muž:
-A to je?

Žena:
-Pojavit ću se trudna, bez da me muž dotaknuo…

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« Reply #261 on: December 20, 2019, 06:21:32 PM »
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« Reply #262 on: December 21, 2019, 06:23:49 PM »
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« Reply #263 on: December 22, 2019, 06:56:58 PM »
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« Reply #264 on: December 23, 2019, 03:49:49 PM »
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« Reply #265 on: December 24, 2019, 10:18:58 PM »
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« Reply #266 on: December 28, 2019, 01:19:26 PM »
Molitva

Oče naš koji jesi,
Mercedes mi donesi,
da se sveti ime tvoje,
neka bude metalik boje,
u ime Oca i Sina,
neka bude pun benzina.
A najviše te molim, Bože,
sjedišta da budu od kože.

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« Reply #267 on: March 15, 2020, 07:01:54 PM »
Kažu da se u meni krije genije.

E, pa svaka mu čast, dobro se sakrio...

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« Reply #268 on: April 13, 2020, 06:45:25 PM »
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