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May 18 to May 25



Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

Starring Jason Lee, David Cross, Jenny Slate, Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Amy Poehler, Anna Faris and Christina Applegate.
The vacationing Chipmunks and Chipettes are turning a luxury cruise liner into their personal playground, until they become 'chipwrecked' on a remote island. As the 'Munks and Chipettes try various schemes to find their way home, they accidentally discover their new turf is not as deserted as it seems.

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The Change-Up (Echange Standard)

Starring Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde and Alan Arkin.
Growing up together, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) and Dave (Jason Bateman) were inseparable best frie$$$, but as the years have passed they've slowly drifted apart. While Dave is an overworked lawyer, husband and father of three, Mitch has remained a single, quasi-employed man-child who has never met a responsibility he liked. To Mitch, Dave has it all: beautiful wife Jamie (Leslie Mann), kids who adore him and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. To Dave, living Mitch's stress free life without obligation or consequence would be a dream come true. Following a drunken night out together, Mitch and Dave's worlds are turned upside down when they wake up in each other's bodies and proceed to freak the $!*! out. Despite the freedom from their normal routines and habits, the guys soon discover that each other's lives are nowhere near as rosy as they once seemed. Further complicating matters are Dave's sexy legal associate, Sabrina (Olivia Wilde), and Mitch's estranged father (Alan Arkin). With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave comically struggle to avoid completely destroying each other's lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.

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Hollywoo

Avec Florence Foresti, Jamel Debbouze et Nikki Deloach.
Jeanne est la doubleuse française d’une actrice américaine qui joue dans une série télé à succès. Mais le jour où l’actrice américaine pète les plombs et annonce la fin de sa carrière, la vie de Jeanne bascule à son tour ... Plus de travail, plus de revenu, plus rien ... À moins que ... À moins qu’elle prenne son destin en mains et qu’elle tente a priori l’impossible : partir à Los Angeles, rencontrer la star américaine et la convaincre de reprendre la direction des plateaux de tournage ... Sur place, après quelques galères, elle croise la route d’un certain Farres qui va lui ouvrir les portes du monde merveilleux mais un peu compliqué de Hollywood.

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Intouchables

Avec François Cluzet, Omar Sy et Anne Le Ny.
A la suite d’un accident de parapente, Philippe, riche aristocrate, engage comme aide à domicile Driss, un jeune de banlieue tout juste sorti de prison. Bref la personne la moins adaptée pour le job. Ensemble ils vont faire cohabiter Vivaldi et Earth Wind and Fire, le verbe et la vanne, les costumes et les bas de survêtement... Deux univers vont se télescoper, s’apprivoiser, pour donner naissance à une amitié aussi dingue, drôle et forte qu’inattendue, une relation unique qui fera des étincelles et qui les rendra... Intouchables.

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Les Lyonnais
 
Avec Gerard Lanvin, Tcheky Karyo et Daniel Duval.
De sa jeunesse passée dans la misère d’un camp de gitans, Edmond Vidal, dit Momon, a retenu le sens de la famille, une loyauté sans faille, et la fierté de ses origines.Il a surtout conservé l’amitié de Serge Suttel. L’ami d’enfance avec qui il a découvert la prison à cause d’un stupide vol de cerises. Avec lui, inexorablement il a plongé dans le Grand Banditisme, et connu l’apogée du Gang des Lyonnais, l’équipe qu’ils ont formée ensemble et qui a fait d’eux les plus célèbres braqueurs du début des années soixante dix. Leur irrésistible ascension prend fin en 1974, lors d’une arrestation spectaculaire. Aujourd’hui à l’approche de la soixantaine, Momon tente d’oublier cette période de sa vie. Sa rédemption, il l’a trouvée en se retirant des 'affaires'. En prenant soin de Janou, son épouse, qui a tant souffert à l’époque et de ses enfants et petits enfants, tous respectueux, devant cet homme aux valeurs simples et universelles, lucide et pétri d’humanité.A l’inverse de Serge Suttel, qui malgré le temps n’a rien renié de son itinéraire'

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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
 
Starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Paula Patton, Josh Holloway, Michael Nyqvist, Vladimir Mashkov, LĂ©a Seydoux and Anil Kapoor.
When a terrorist bombing destroys the Kremlin while IMG agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) is carrying out a mission in Moscow, the IMF is implicated and shut down. The Russian government calls the attack "an undeclared act of war," which prompts the United States government to put in place a black operation called "Ghost Protocol". Hunt and his rogue new team (Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton and Simon Pegg) go undercover to locate who is connected to the Moscow bombing in an effort to clear the organization's name.

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On Ne Choisit Pas Sa Famille

Avec Christian Clavier, Jean Reno et Muriel Robin.
Un homme se voit proposer de jouer le rôle du mari de la petite amie de sa soeur dans le but d'adopter une petite fille en Thaïlande. La contrepartie financière devra lui permettre de sauver son entreprise au bord de la faillite.

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli, Elizabeth Reaser, Kellan Lutz, Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene, Michael Sheen, Anna Kendrick and Sarah Clarke.
Bella (Kristen Stewart) decides to remain human for a while longer after marrying Edward (Robert Pattinson). They honeymoon on a private island where Edward can bask in the sun without causing alarm. When she begins to get sick, Edward rushes her home to Forks. They soon realize that despite all odds, Bella is pregnant and the baby is growing so quickly that Bella's life is in danger. The Cullens are afraid that if Bella gives birth, she will die, but she refuses to give the child up. When the Quileute wolf pack learns of the pregnancy, they fear that the baby will be like a newborn vampire - a crazed blood drinker who murders innocent humans. They plan to destroy it - and if Bella is killed in the process, so be it.

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June 22 to June 29


The Darkest Hour

Starring Emile Hirsch, Olivia Thirlby, Max Minghella, Rachael Taylor and Joel Kinnaman.
Five young people find themselves stranded in Moscow, fighting to survive in the wake of a devastating alien attack.

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The Descendants

Starring George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Beau Bridges, Matthew Lillard, Judy Greer and Robert Forster.
Matt King (George Clooney), an indifferent husband and father, has to reconnect with his two young daughters when his wife is involved in a boating accident and falls into a coma. While struggling to make a decision about whether he should sell the family land that has been handed down through the generations, he uncovers a troubling secret about his wife.

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Freerunner

Starring Tamer Hassan, Sean Faris, Danny Dyer, Casey Durkin and Rebecca Da Costa.
A group of freerunners race for their lives after being outfitted with explosive collars, and given 90 minutes to reach the other side of town or die trying. Ryan (Sean Faris) and his fellow parkour enthusiasts are used to taking big risks, and they make big money pushing the boundaries of physical endurance. But when Mr. Frank (Danny Dyer) enters the picture, Ryan's favorite pastime turns deadly serious. Mr. Frank and his frie$$$ are gamblers with no regard for human life, and their latest bet is which of the runners can navigate their urban jungle the fastest. With ticking time bombs strapped around their necks, the runners must find their way across the city in less than 90 minutes. The winner will receive a cool $1 million, and everyone else will get a splitting headache. When Ryan learns that his girlfriend has been kidnapped as well, he quickly realizes that he's got his work cut out for him.

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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Millenium: Les hommes qui n’aimaient pas les femmes)

Starring Michael Nyqvist, Noomi Rapace, Peter Haber, Lena Endre and Marika Lagercrantz.
A discredited journalist and a mysterious computer hacker discover that even the wealthiest families have skeletons in their closets while working to solve the mystery of a 40-year-old murder. Inspired by late author Stieg Larsson's successful trilogy of books, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo gets under way as Mikael Blomkvist and Lisbeth Salander are briefed in the disappearance of Harriet Vanger, whose uncle suspects she may have been killed by a member of their own family. The deeper Mikael and Lisbeth dig for the truth, however, the greater the risk of being buried alive by members of the family who will go to great lengths to keep their secrets tightly sealed.

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Group Sex (Sex Addicts)

Starring Tom Arnold, Lisa Lampanelli, Josh Cooke, Henry Winkler, James Denton, Kathrine Narducci, Kym Whitley and Greg Germann.
Herman has a weakness for strip clubs. Donny has a thing for condiments and Tiffany is a newly celibate martial artist. These are Andy's new frie$$$ after he unsuspectingly follows his dream girl into a sexual addiction recovery group. At first this seems like the best possible news! However, Andy's professional and personal life begins to unravel as he deepens his ties to this lovable, but damaged group. This hilarious comedy was written and produced by Greg Grunberg and features a star-studded cast including Henry Winkler, Tom Arnold, James Denton, Kathrine Narducci, and Lisa Lampanelli. Andy's search for love leads him on a journey of self-discovery that is hilarious, painful and "touching"!

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Intouchables
 
Avec François Cluzet, Omar Sy et Anne Le Ny.
A la suite d’un accident de parapente, Philippe, riche aristocrate, engage comme aide à domicile Driss, un jeune de banlieue tout juste sorti de prison. Bref la personne la moins adaptée pour le job. Ensemble ils vont faire cohabiter Vivaldi et Earth Wind and Fire, le verbe et la vanne, les costumes et les bas de survêtement... Deux univers vont se télescoper, s’apprivoiser, pour donner naissance à une amitié aussi dingue, drôle et forte qu’inattendue, une relation unique qui fera des étincelles et qui les rendra... Intouchables.

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Intruders

Starring Clive Owen, Carice van Houten, Daniel BrĂĽhl, Ella Purnell, Kerry Fox, Pilar LĂłpez de Ayala, Lolita Chakrabarti and Mark Wingett.
From visionary filmmaker Juan Carlos Fresnadillo (28 Weeks Later, the upcoming Highlander reboot), Intruders is the chilling story of two children living in different countries, each visited nightly by a faceless being who wants to take possession of them.

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Jack And Jill (Jack Et Julie)
 
Starring Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, Eugenio Derbez and David Spade.
Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler) is a successful advertising executive who lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife (Katie Holmes) and kids. Unfortunately, one event each year causes enormous stress in their household: when his his identical twin sister Jill (Adam Sandler) comes to visit for Thanksgiving. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is drives Jack crazy, turning his normally tranquil life intio a nightmare.

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Les Lyonnais

Avec Gerard Lanvin, Tcheky Karyo et Daniel Duval.
De sa jeunesse passée dans la misère d’un camp de gitans, Edmond Vidal, dit Momon, a retenu le sens de la famille, une loyauté sans faille, et la fierté de ses origines.Il a surtout conservé l’amitié de Serge Suttel. L’ami d’enfance avec qui il a découvert la prison à cause d’un stupide vol de cerises. Avec lui, inexorablement il a plongé dans le Grand Banditisme, et connu l’apogée du Gang des Lyonnais, l’équipe qu’ils ont formée ensemble et qui a fait d’eux les plus célèbres braqueurs du début des années soixante dix. Leur irrésistible ascension prend fin en 1974, lors d’une arrestation spectaculaire. Aujourd’hui à l’approche de la soixantaine, Momon tente d’oublier cette période de sa vie. Sa rédemption, il l’a trouvée en se retirant des 'affaires'. En prenant soin de Janou, son épouse, qui a tant souffert à l’époque et de ses enfants et petits enfants, tous respectueux, devant cet homme aux valeurs simples et universelles, lucide et pétri d’humanité.A l’inverse de Serge Suttel, qui malgré le temps n’a rien renié de son itinéraire'

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Seeking Justice (Le Pacte)

Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce and Harold Perrineau.
High school teacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives a quiet life with his beautiful musician wife Laura (January Jones) until the night she's the victim of a violent attack. As she recuperates in the hospital, Will is approached by a stranger (Guy Pearce) who makes an interesting offer. He'll make sure the attacker gets immediate justice, in order to save the couple from going through an emotionally traumatic trial.

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Un Jour Mon Pere Viendra

Avec François Berleand, Gérard Jugnot et Olivia Ruiz.
Chloé a tout pour être heureuse. Elle va épouser l’homme qu’elle aime, un ex-champion de tennis reconverti dans les affaires. Ne lui manque que le père idéal pour la conduire à l’autel. Qui de Bernard, aristocrate psychorigide et bourré de tocs ou de Gus un filou généreux et porté sur l’alcool sera le père de ses rêves?

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July 6 to July 13



Alien Girl

Starring Kirill Poluhin, Natalia Romanycheva, Anatoli Otradnov, Aleksandr Golubkov and Evgeny Mundun.
Amidst a violent clash between two rival gangs, their very existence hinges on a woman named Angela (aka 'Alien Girl', played by Natalia Romanycheva), the sister of a gang member who is about to cut a deal with the police. In order to exert influence over him before he testifies, his boss dispatches four of his best hit men, who set off on a trip to Prague to bring Angela back to the Ukraine and hold her hostage. But what starts off as a war between rival gang members and all those standing in their way, soon becomes a game of manipulation, seduction and betrayal in which Angela plays each member off against one other, before becoming the ultimate victor. The film’s title, a sly reference to Ridley Scott’s classic, describes Angela to a 't' - a creature who spits acid and whose very essence is about destruction.

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Below The Beltway (Scandale A Washington)

Starring Tate Donovan, Sarah Clarke, Kip Pardue, Spencer Garrett and Noah Wyle.
Intimate look at Lobby Industry and its effect on American politics as an ousted Washington D.C. staffer experiences a sobering epiphany while fighting to get back into the political rat race.

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Chronicle

Starring Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell, Michael B. Jordan and Michael Kelly.
Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to their developing uncanny powers beyond their understanding. As they learn to control their abilities and use them to their advantage, their lives start to spin out of control, and their darker sides begin to take over.

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The Devil Inside

Starring Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Ionut Grama and Suzan Crowley.
Her entire life, Isabella Torelli believed her mother brutally murdered three people because she was clinically insane. After being told the murders occurred during an exorcism, she sets out to discover the truth. While documenting her experience with a film crew in Italy, she becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms.

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Jack And Jill (Jack Et Julie)

Starring Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, Eugenio Derbez and David Spade.
Jack Sadelstein (Adam Sandler) is a successful advertising executive who lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife (Katie Holmes) and kids. Unfortunately, one event each year causes enormous stress in their household: when his his identical twin sister Jill (Adam Sandler) comes to visit for Thanksgiving. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is drives Jack crazy, turning his normally tranquil life intio a nightmare.

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Les Lyonnais

Avec Gerard Lanvin, Tcheky Karyo et Daniel Duval.
De sa jeunesse passée dans la misère d’un camp de gitans, Edmond Vidal, dit Momon, a retenu le sens de la famille, une loyauté sans faille, et la fierté de ses origines.Il a surtout conservé l’amitié de Serge Suttel. L’ami d’enfance avec qui il a découvert la prison à cause d’un stupide vol de cerises. Avec lui, inexorablement il a plongé dans le Grand Banditisme, et connu l’apogée du Gang des Lyonnais, l’équipe qu’ils ont formée ensemble et qui a fait d’eux les plus célèbres braqueurs du début des années soixante dix. Leur irrésistible ascension prend fin en 1974, lors d’une arrestation spectaculaire. Aujourd’hui à l’approche de la soixantaine, Momon tente d’oublier cette période de sa vie. Sa rédemption, il l’a trouvée en se retirant des 'affaires'. En prenant soin de Janou, son épouse, qui a tant souffert à l’époque et de ses enfants et petits enfants, tous respectueux, devant cet homme aux valeurs simples et universelles, lucide et pétri d’humanité.A l’inverse de Serge Suttel, qui malgré le temps n’a rien renié de son itinéraire'

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Seeking Justice (Le Pacte)

Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce and Harold Perrineau.
High school teacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives a quiet life with his beautiful musician wife Laura (January Jones) until the night she's the victim of a violent attack. As she recuperates in the hospital, Will is approached by a stranger (Guy Pearce) who makes an interesting offer. He'll make sure the attacker gets immediate justice, in order to save the couple from going through an emotionally traumatic trial.

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Take Me Home Tonight (Une Soiree D'Enfer)

Starring Topher Grace, Anna Faris, Teresa Palmer, Michelle Trachtenberg, Michael Biehn, Robert Hoffman, Chris Pratt and Dan Fogler.
It's the summer of 1988 and recent MIT grad Matt Franklin (Topher Grace), 23, instead of working for a Fortune 500 company and starting his upward climb to full-fledged yuppie-hood, takes a part-time job at a video store. Matt gets a wake up call when Tori Frederking (Teresa Palmer), the girl he had a crush on all through high school, walks into the store and invites him to an epic, end-of-summer party. Matt thinks he may finally have a chance with the girl of his dreams. Taking his cynical twin sister Wendy (Anna Faris) and best friend Barry (Dan Fogler) along, Matt embarks on a once-in-a-lifetime evening. From stealing a car to a marriage proposal to an indescribable, no-holds-barred dance-off, these frie$$$ share experiences that will change the course of their lives on one unforgettable night.

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Un Jour Mon Pere Viendra

Avec François Berleand, Gérard Jugnot et Olivia Ruiz.
Chloé a tout pour être heureuse. Elle va épouser l’homme qu’elle aime, un ex-champion de tennis reconverti dans les affaires. Ne lui manque que le père idéal pour la conduire à l’autel. Qui de Bernard, aristocrate psychorigide et bourré de tocs ou de Gus un filou généreux et porté sur l’alcool sera le père de ses rêves?

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July 20 to July 27

 

30 Minutes Or Less

Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride, Aziz Ansari, Nick Swardson, Michael Peña and Fred Ward.
Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wanna-be criminal mastermi$$$ (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson). The volatile duo kidnaps Nick and forces him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, Nick enlists the help of his ex-best friend, Chet (Aziz Ansari). As the clock ticks, the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship.

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Bad Ass

Starring Danny Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, Ron Perlman, Joyful Drake, Patrick Fabian and John Duffy.
A war vet, who became a local hero after saving a woman from being attacked on a bus, takes matters into his own ha$$$ when the police show little interest in investigating the murder of his best friend.

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Chronicle

Starring Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell, Michael B. Jordan and Michael Kelly.
Three high school students make an incredible discovery, leading to their developing uncanny powers beyond their understanding. As they learn to control their abilities and use them to their advantage, their lives start to spin out of control, and their darker sides begin to take over.

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CloClo

Avec Jérémie Renier, Benoît Magimel et Monica Scattini.
Cloclo, c’est le destin tragique d’une icône de la chanson française décédée à l’âge de 39 ans, qui plus de trente ans après sa disparition continue de fasciner. Star adulée et business man, bête de scène et pro du marketing avant l’heure, machine à tubes et patron de presse, mais aussi père de famille et homme à femmes ... Cloclo ou le portrait d’un homme complexe, multiple ; toujours pressé, profondément moderne et prêt à tout pour se faire aimer.

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The Devil Inside

Starring Fernanda Andrade, Simon Quarterman, Evan Helmuth, Ionut Grama and Suzan Crowley.
Her entire life, Isabella Torelli believed her mother brutally murdered three people because she was clinically insane. After being told the murders occurred during an exorcism, she sets out to discover the truth. While documenting her experience with a film crew in Italy, she becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms.

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Seeking Justice (Le Pacte)

Starring Nicolas Cage, January Jones, Guy Pearce and Harold Perrineau.
High school teacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives a quiet life with his beautiful musician wife Laura (January Jones) until the night she's the victim of a violent attack. As she recuperates in the hospital, Will is approached by a stranger (Guy Pearce) who makes an interesting offer. He'll make sure the attacker gets immediate justice, in order to save the couple from going through an emotionally traumatic trial.

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Un Jour Mon Pere Viendra

Avec François Berleand, Gérard Jugnot et Olivia Ruiz.
Chloé a tout pour être heureuse. Elle va épouser l’homme qu’elle aime, un ex-champion de tennis reconverti dans les affaires. Ne lui manque que le père idéal pour la conduire à l’autel. Qui de Bernard, aristocrate psychorigide et bourré de tocs ou de Gus un filou généreux et porté sur l’alcool sera le père de ses rêves?

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Zarafa

Avec Simon Abkarian, François-Xavier Demaison et Vernon Dobtcheff.
Sous un baobab, un vieil homme raconte aux enfants qui l’entourent, une histoire : celle de l’amitié indéfectible entre Maki, un enfant de 10 ans, et Zarafa, une girafe orpheline, cadeau du Pacha d’Égypte au Roi de France Charles X. Hassan, prince du désert, est chargé par le Pacha de conduire Zarafa jusqu’en France mais Maki, bien décidé à tout faire pour contrarier cette mission et ramener la girafe sur sa terre natale, va les suivre au péril de sa vie. Au cours de ce long périple qui les mènera du Soudan à Paris, en passant par Alexandrie, Marseille et les Alpes enneigées, ils vont vivre mille péripéties et croiser la route de l’aéronaute Malaterre, des étranges vaches Mounh et Sounh et de la pirate Bouboulina. Librement inspiré de la véritable histoire de la girafe offerte par le Pacha d’Égypte au Roi de France en 1827.

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August 3 to August 10



30 Minutes Or Less

Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride, Aziz Ansari, Nick Swardson, Michael Peña and Fred Ward.
Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wanna-be criminal mastermi$$$ (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson). The volatile duo kidnaps Nick and forces him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, Nick enlists the help of his ex-best friend, Chet (Aziz Ansari). As the clock ticks, the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship.

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African Cats (Felins)

An epic true story set against the backdrop of one of the wildest places on Earth, African Cats captures the real-life love, humor and determination of the majestic kings of the savanna. The story features Mara, an endearing lion cub who strives to grow up with her mother’s strength, spirit and wisdom; Sita, a fearless cheetah and single mother of five mischievous newborns; and Fang, a proud leader of the pride who must defend his family from a once banished lion.

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Bad Ass

Starring Danny Trejo, Charles S. Dutton, Ron Perlman, Joyful Drake, Patrick Fabian and John Duffy.
A war vet, who became a local hero after saving a woman from being attacked on a bus, takes matters into his own ha$$$ when the police show little interest in investigating the murder of his best friend.

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CloClo

Avec Jérémie Renier, Benoît Magimel et Monica Scattini.
Cloclo, c’est le destin tragique d’une icône de la chanson française décédée à l’âge de 39 ans, qui plus de trente ans après sa disparition continue de fasciner. Star adulée et business man, bête de scène et pro du marketing avant l’heure, machine à tubes et patron de presse, mais aussi père de famille et homme à femmes ... Cloclo ou le portrait d’un homme complexe, multiple ; toujours pressé, profondément moderne et prêt à tout pour se faire aimer.

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The Muppets

Starring Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones and Ricky Gervais.
While on vacation in Los Angeles, Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan, and his frie$$$ Gary (Jason Segel) and Mary (Amy Adams) from Smalltown, USA, discover that oilman Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) plans to raze the Muppet Theater so he can drill for the oil recently discovered beneath the Muppets' former stomping grou$$$. To raise the $10 million needed to save the theater, Walter, Mary and Gary stage The Greatest Muppet Telethon Ever and help Kermit reunite the Muppets, who have all gone their separate ways: Fozzie now performs with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets, Miss Piggy is a plus-size fashion editor at Vogue Paris, Animal is in a Santa Barbara clinic for anger management, and Gonzo is a high-powered plumbing magnate.

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Safe House (Securite Rapproche)

Starring Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, Vera Farmiga, Brendan Gleeson, Sam Shepard, Ruben Blades, Nora Arnezeder, Robert Patrick, Liam Cunningham and Joel Kinnaman.
Bored by his post house sitting a CIA-operated safe house in South Africa, a rookie operative (Ryan Reynolds) goes on the run with a dangerous renegade (Denzel Washington) when the place is destroyed by mercenaries. Now they have to figure out if the attackers are terrorists or one of their own - someone on the inside, before they know who they can trust.

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This Means War (Target)

Starring Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy and Chelsea Handler.
Two of the world's best CIA operatives (Chris Pine, Tom Hardy), who also used to be best frie$$$, go head to head when they both fall for the same woman (Reese Witherspoon). Rather than working together to take down entire enemy nations like they once did, they're now using their incomparable skills and top-of-the-line equipment to eliminate each other.

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Zarafa

Avec Simon Abkarian, François-Xavier Demaison et Vernon Dobtcheff.
Sous un baobab, un vieil homme raconte aux enfants qui l’entourent, une histoire : celle de l’amitié indéfectible entre Maki, un enfant de 10 ans, et Zarafa, une girafe orpheline, cadeau du Pacha d’Égypte au Roi de France Charles X. Hassan, prince du désert, est chargé par le Pacha de conduire Zarafa jusqu’en France mais Maki, bien décidé à tout faire pour contrarier cette mission et ramener la girafe sur sa terre natale, va les suivre au péril de sa vie. Au cours de ce long périple qui les mènera du Soudan à Paris, en passant par Alexandrie, Marseille et les Alpes enneigées, ils vont vivre mille péripéties et croiser la route de l’aéronaute Malaterre, des étranges vaches Mounh et Sounh et de la pirate Bouboulina. Librement inspiré de la véritable histoire de la girafe offerte par le Pacha d’Égypte au Roi de France en 1827.

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October 4 to October 11



A Thousand Words (Mille Mots)

Starring Eddie Murphy, Kerry Washington, Cliff Curtis, Clark Duke and Allison Janney.
Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) is a literary agent who has a way with words, often using them to get what he wants, even if it means stretching the truth a little. To teach him a lesson, a spiritual guru grants Jack a thousand words to use however he wishes. But Jack will have to choose his words wisely because when they run out, so will his life.

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Contraband

Starring Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale, Ben Foster, Giovanni Ribisi, Lukas Haas, Caleb Landry Jones, Diego Luna and J.K. Simmons.
Chris Farraday (Mark Wahlberg) long ago gave up his life of crime, but after his brother-in-law, Andy (Caleb Landry Jones), messes up a drug deal for his sadistic boss, Tim Briggs (Giovanni Ribisi), Chris fi$$$ he has to slip back into his old ways - running contraband - to help Andy out of a sticky situation. Chris quickly gets a team together with his best friend, Sebastian's (Ben Foster) help, for a run to Panama, hoping to return with millions in counterfeit bills. When things go wrong, as time to reach the cash is quickly running out, Chris has to put his rusty skills to use in order to successfully navigate a treacherous criminal network of brutal drug lords, cops and hit men before his wife, Kate (Kate Beckinsale), and sons become targets.

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John Carter

Starring Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Mark Strong, Ciarán Hi$$$, Dominic West, James Purefoy, Daryl Sabara, Polly Walker and Willem Dafoe.
Former military captain John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) is inexplicably transported to Mars, where he becomes reluctantly embroiled in an epic conflict amongst the planet's inhabitants, including Tars Tarkas (Willem Dafoe) and the captivating Princess Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins). In a world on the brink of collapse, Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes that the survival of Barsoom and its people lies in his ha$$$.

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Le Prenom

Avec Patrick Bruel, Valérie Benguigui et Charles Berling.
Vincent, la quarantaine triomphante, va être père pour la première fois. Invité à dîner chez Élisabeth et Pierre, sa soeur et son beau-frère, il y retrouve Claude, un ami d'enfance. En attendant l'arrivée d'Anna, sa jeune épouse qui vient de passer une échographie et qui connait donc enfin le sexe de l'enfant qu'elle porte, on le presse de questions sur sa future paternité. Mais quand on lui demande s'ils ont déjà choisi un prénom pour l'enfant à naître, sa réponse semble satisfaire aucun des convives et plonge la petite assemblée dans le chaos... La soirée qui avait pourtant bien commencée va finir en règlement de comptes. Chacun ayant quelque chose à reprocher à l'autre, les vieilles histoires refont surface. Jalousie, rancune, mauvaise foi, la soirée devient peu à peu un véritable fiasco.

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Men In Black 3

Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Jemaine Clement, Michael Stuhlbarg, Alice Eve, Bill Hader, David Rasche, Emma Thompson and Nicole Scherzinger.
Agent J (Will Smith) and Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) are assigned the task of monitoring extra-terrestrial activity on Earth. Things get strange when J can't find K, then fi$$$ out his friend has been dead for over 40 years. In an attempt to save young Agent K's (Josh Brolin) life, Agent J travels back in time to 1969 to stop his murder.

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The Pirates! Band of Misfits

Starring Hugh Grant, Martin Freeman, Imelda Staunton, David Tennant, Jeremy Piven, Salma Hayek, Lenny Henry, Brian Blessed, Anton Yelchin, Brendan Gleeson, Ashley Jensen, Al Roker, Mike Cooper and David Schneider.
Hugh Grant stars in his first animated role as the luxuriantly bearded Pirate Captain - a boundlessly enthusiastic, if somewhat less-than-successful, terror of the High Seas. With a rag-tag crew at his side (Martin Freeman, Brendan Gleeson, Russell Tovey, and Ashley Jensen), and seemingly blind to the impossible odds stacked against him, the Captain has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals Black Bellamy (Jeremy Piven) and Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek) to the much coveted Pirate Of The Year Award. It's a quest that takes our heroes from the shores of exotic Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London. Along the way they battle a diabolical queen (Imelda Staunton) and team up with a haplessly smitten young scientist (David Tennant), but never lose sight of what a pirate loves best: adventure!

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Prometheus

Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green and Charlize Theron.
A rare star map is discovered and scientists believe it holds the answer to the ultimate mystery - the origins of mankind on Earth. A team of explorers on board the spaceship Prometheus set off into the depths of the universe to uncover the truth. The mission is being led by ship captain Janek (Idris Elba) and overseen by Weyland Corporation (the same company responsible for the expedition in Alien) employee Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron), whose suspicious actions lead others on board to question her real agenda. Upon embarking on the mission, the crew discovers an advanced civilization of extraterrestials. Although the team's goal had been to unlock the secrets of humanity, they soon come face to face with the one thing that threatens to destroy it forever.

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Sur La Piste Du Marsupilami

Avec Jamel Debbouze, Alain Chabat et Fred Testot. Quand Dan Geraldo, reporter en quête de scoop, arrive en Palombie, il ne se doute pas qu’il va faire la plus incroyable des découvertes. Avec Pablito, guide local plein de ressources, ils vont aller de surprise en surprise au cours d’une aventure trépidante et surtout révéler une nouvelle extraordinaire : Le Marsupilami, animal mythique et facétieux, existe vraiment.

CINE+/ FOOT+

March 15 to March 22



Satellite: Astra 1H
Position: 19.2 east
Frequency: 12012V, 12129V & 12207V
Programming hours: 24 hours


   

Associés Contre Le Crime

Avec Catherine Frot, André Dussollier et Linh-Dan Pham.
Prudence et Bélisaire Beresford ont décidé de prendre un repos bien mérité. Mais une richissime héritière russe disparaît, et Prudence ne résiste pas à l’appel du danger - Bélisaire est bien obligé de suivre sa turbulente épouse. L’enquête va les conduire sur les traces d’un mystérieux savant qui détient le secret de l’éternelle jeunesse.

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The Bourne Legacy (Jason Bourne: L'Heritage)

Starring Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz, Edward Norton, Joan Allen, Albert Finney, Stacy Keach, Oscar Isaac, David Strathairn and Scott Glenn.
Following Jason Bourne's burning of the Blackbriar program in The Bourne Ultimatum, other CIA intelligence programs that have been operating in the shadows now fear exposure. Agent Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner), who works within Operation Outcome, an offshoot of the original Treadstone program, fi$$$ his life in danger. When Colonel Eric Byer (Edward Norton) - operator of Outcome and mastermind behind all of the assassin programs, including Treadstone - discovers that Bourne has exposed Blackbriar, he decides to shut down his own program, in the process killing all of the employees involved who know too much. Cross escapes an attempt on his life, prompting the CIA has to go to great lengths in their efforts to assassinate him. With Byer and the CIA hot on his heels, Cross has to use every skill in his arsenal to avoid capture and stay alive.

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Brave (Rebelle)

Starring Kelly Macdonald, Emma Thompson, Billy Connolly, Julie Walters, Kevin McKidd, Craig Ferguson and Robbie Coltrane.
Since ancient times, stories of epic battles and mystical lege$$$ have been passed through the generations across the rugged and mysterious Highla$$$ of Scotland. In Brave, a new tale joins the lore when the courageous Merida (voice of Kelly Macdonald) confronts tradition, destiny and the fiercest of beasts. Merida is a skilled archer and impetuous daughter of King Fergus (voice of Billy Connolly) and Queen Elinor (voice of Emma Thompson). Determined to carve her own path in life, Merida defies an age-old custom sacred to the uproarious lords of the land: massive Lord MacGuffin (voice of Kevin McKidd), surly Lord Macintosh (voice of Craig Ferguson) and cantankerous Lord Dingwall (voice of Robbie Coltrane). Merida's actions inadvertently unleash chaos and fury in the kingdom, and when she turns to an eccentric old Witch (voice of Julie Walters) for help, she is granted an ill-fated wish. The ensuing peril forces Merida to discover the meaning of true bravery in order to undo a beastly curse before it's too late.

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The Butcher, The Chef And The Swordsman

Starring Masanobu Ando, Kitty Zhang Yuqi and You Benchang.
Three stories of life in feudal China come together in this offbeat fusion of comedy, action, and food from first-time director Wuershan. Chopper (Liu Xiaoye) is a butcher who is stout, hirsute, and unrefined; however, when he sees Madame Mei (Kitty Zhang Yuqi), a beautiful courtesan who works at an upscale bordello, he's stricken with love at first sight and is determined to win her hand and prove he's worthy. Under ideal circumstances, this would be a tall order for Chopper, but it just so happens Mei already has a beau -- Big Beard, a master swordsman with a fearsome weapon and the deadly talent to use it. Meanwhile, a master chef (Mi Dan) is given a daunting assignment to prepare an eight-course dinner for Liu (Xie Ning), who has a history of murdering cooks who don't live up to his standards. Rather than risk his life, the chef gives the assignment to his assistant, but it turns out the chef's underling has a secret. And Dugu Cheng (Ashton Xu) is a swordsman-turned-cook who has been given a very special cleaver made by Fat Tang (You Benchang) from the swords of five gifted warriors. Dugu Cheng transforms the cleaver back into a weapon, yet learns that its magical properties are not all they're $$$$$ed up to be.

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Hayabusa
 
In 2003, the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) launched the Hayabusa space probe, the first spacecraft designed to collect and bring back data on an asteroid. With a space program whose size is only a fraction of programs in Russia and the United States, JAXA could only afford a small budget for the Hayabusa project, causing people like researcher Matoba Yasuhiro (Nishida Toshiyuki) to clash with bureaucrats. Watching on the sidelines is Megumi (Takeuchi Yuko), a shy woman whose work at JAXA's public relations department include explaining the intricacies of the Hayabusa project. A space enthusiast herself, Megumi follows the probe's journey with close attention, hoping that Hayabusa would return home safely.

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Paranormal Activity 4

Starring Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively and Brady Allen.
The fourth installment of the bone-chilling series, Paranormal Activity 4 begins in October 2006 in Carlsbad, California as a family deals with being terrorized by a supernatural presence in their home. This time around Katie and Hunter are nowhere to be found. Fast forward to November 2011 in Henderson, Nevada. A suburban family takes in a little boy named Robbie who lives across the street when something strange happens in his house. Shortly after, frightening things begin to happen. A chandelier inexplicably crashes to the floor in the middle of the night. Robby gets out of his bed when everyone is asleep and seems to be talking to someone, but when asked who, he denies it. Teenagers Alice and Alex try to investigate, especially when a strange symbol shows up, but their parents refuse to believe that there's a presence in the house.

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Ted

Starring Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale and Seth MacFarlane.
John Bennett's (Mark Wahlberg) Christmas miracle happened at the age of eight when he made a wish and his best (and only) childhood friend - his cherished teddy bear named Ted - came to life. Ted gains fame and is even interviewed by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. Years later, John is an $$$$$ and he lives with his longtime girlfriend, Lori Collins and of course, Ted. Lori gets tired of Ted's filthy behaviour and when she comes home to find him with four prostitutes, she decides to finally put her foot down. John loves Lori, so he asks Ted to find a job and get an apartment. Meanwhile, a creepy guy who has adored Ted since seeing him on television, wants Ted to join his family to be his son's teddy bear, but Ted wants nothing to do with them. He gets a job in a grocery store and falls for the trash-talking new casher, Tammi-Lynn. However, John continues to make up excuses and skips out on work just so that he can hang out with Ted. When Lori fi$$$ out how irresponsible John is being, she gives him one last ultimatum.