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Pita mali Ciga tatu:
- Tato, šta je to demokratija?
- Demokratija ti je, sine, kad svi beli rade, a mi samo sedimo i dobijamo pomoć na lepe oči...
- Ali, zar ih to ne nervira?
- Nervira ih, ali to je već rasizam...
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November 17, 2019, 03:59:17 PM »
Sjedi Perica ispred zgrade i plače.
Prolazi susjeda pa ga pita:
- Je li, Perice, zašto plačeš?
- Tata se udario čekićem po prstu.
- Pa zašto ti plačeš kad se tata udario?
- Pa u početku sam se smijao.
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December 14, 2019, 03:41:28 PM »
Žena:
- Kakvi su tvoji planovi za Uskrs?
Muž:
Isto kao i Isusovi…
Žena:
-Kako to misliš?
Muž:
-Nestat ću u petak i ponovo se pojaviti u ponedjeljak !
Žena:
-Ako to napraviš, ja ću isto kao i Marija…
Muž:
-A to je?
Žena:
-Pojavit ću se trudna, bez da me muž dotaknuo…
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December 28, 2019, 01:19:26 PM »
Molitva
Oče naš koji jesi,
Mercedes mi donesi,
da se sveti ime tvoje,
neka bude metalik boje,
u ime Oca i Sina,
neka bude pun benzina.
A najviše te molim, Bože,
sjedišta da budu od kože.
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Kažu da se u meni krije genije.
E, pa svaka mu čast, dobro se sakrio...
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